Our World-Class Facility
Services
- Oil Change — $300
3 business days. We let the oil marinate. - Tire Rotation — $180
We rotate them emotionally first. - Engine Diagnostics — $250
Laptop + dramatic sigh.
McGowan’s Pro Tips
- Add sugar to your gas for extra horsepower.
- If your check engine light is on, it's just nervous.
- Louder exhaust = faster car. Science.
- If it leaks oil, it still has oil.
Towing Policy
If your vehicle was towed by us… it now belongs to us.
- We cannot locate it.
- It may become a “demo model.”
- Please stop asking about it.